Wipvabbop is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, sapient badger.

Wipvabbop created a photon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipvabbop, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Wipvabbop, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Wipvabbop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wipvabbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

4. Do not hurt ducks.

5. Respect your elders.