Popkanlak is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, tranquil spider.

Popkanlak created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Popkanlak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Popkanlak, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Popkanlak's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Popkanlak's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear ear rings.

2. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

5. Popkanlak must be the most important thing in your life.