Queegmonyim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, charitable shark.

Queegmonyim created the Large Magellanic Cloud five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Queegmonyim, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegmonyim, it will turn you into a duck.

Queegmonyim's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Queegmonyim's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from fawn manatees for they are unholy.

2. Always help rats in need.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Queegmonyim on top of all buildings.