Bombellstik is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, calm scorpion.

Bombellstik created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bombellstik, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bombellstik, she will turn you into a snail.

Bombellstik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bombellstik's Holy Commandments

1. Bombellstik loves snakes, so they must be respected.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Bombellstik's name in vain.

5. Always help eagles in need.