Bimtingub is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, self-confident fish.

Bimtingub created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bimtingub, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bimtingub, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bimtingub's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Bimtingub's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Always help seals.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Bimtingub loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Never jump in holy places.