Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, amazing cobra.

Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin created the planet Earth four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin, he will jump up and down on your head.

Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Never think about black holes.

4. Jansabhabdodcip Metbuspin must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.