Diblogbomcub Fothamrow is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, thoughtless yak.

Diblogbomcub Fothamrow created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Diblogbomcub Fothamrow, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Diblogbomcub Fothamrow, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Diblogbomcub Fothamrow's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Diblogbomcub Fothamrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head blue.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Diblogbomcub Fothamrow on top of all buildings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.