Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, sage bat.

Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bessnurtsterfossviljigfetomin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not speak about peanuts.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.