Dibcephom Minbimjig is a god.
She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, humane
hamster.
Dibcephom Minbimjig created the Tadpole Galaxy seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Dibcephom Minbimjig, she will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Dibcephom Minbimjig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.
Dibcephom Minbimjig's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.
Dibcephom Minbimjig's Holy Commandments1. Never write about amino acids.
2. Always treat bats with great respect.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never talk about gravity.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.