Gutlidwab is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful hyena.

Gutlidwab created the Sombrero Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gutlidwab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gutlidwab, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Gutlidwab's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gutlidwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Mice are not to be trusted.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never skip in holy places.