Boprotnutt is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, self-assured lobster.

Boprotnutt created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Boprotnutt, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boprotnutt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Boprotnutt's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Boprotnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Retreat if eight goats approach from the east.

5. Boprotnutt loves turtles, so they must be respected.