Fubnabgov is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, fast gerbil.

Fubnabgov created the Milkyway seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fubnabgov, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fubnabgov, it will destroy your home planet.

Fubnabgov's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fubnabgov's Holy Commandments

1. Fubnabgov loves mites, so they must be honoured.

2. Always treat shrews with great respect.

3. Do not dye your hair purple.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.