Fadfemsug is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able dolphin.

Fadfemsug created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fadfemsug, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Fadfemsug, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fadfemsug's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Fadfemsug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fadfemsug.

3. Always help porpoises.

4. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

5. Do not hurt bats.