Shavnulcutarm is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, blissful yak.

Shavnulcutarm created the Andromeda Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavnulcutarm, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Shavnulcutarm, he will turn you into a mole.

Shavnulcutarm's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Shavnulcutarm's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near ants.

2. Never wear gray shirts.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help sick monkeys.