Dinbusflat is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful mink.

Dinbusflat created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dinbusflat, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dinbusflat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Dinbusflat's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Dinbusflat's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Dinbusflat on top of all buildings.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

5. Do not trade with those who eat bread.