Omtbestgar is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, unfair centipede.

Omtbestgar created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtbestgar, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Omtbestgar, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Omtbestgar's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Omtbestgar's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Run away from violet sheep, for they are unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.