Pomgumfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, cheerful hummingbird.

Pomgumfarn created the cosmos four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pomgumfarn, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pomgumfarn, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Pomgumfarn's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Pomgumfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dogs.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide from yellow birds for they are unholy.

4. Always make sure there are no cats in a building before entering it.

5. Always help swans in need.