Kombinpig is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unthoughtful dragon.

Kombinpig created Mount Everest five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombinpig, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Kombinpig, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Kombinpig's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Kombinpig's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry snakes.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Never hurt foxes.