Cetwegjan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, compassionate cat.

Cetwegjan created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetwegjan, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Cetwegjan, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cetwegjan's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Cetwegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Never run near hamsters.