Matgepgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, loving owl.

Matgepgep created the Black Eye Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Matgepgep, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Matgepgep, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Matgepgep's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Matgepgep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Mites are not to be trusted.

4. You must never eat cucumbers.

5. Always wear pink.