Hapbodved is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, benevolent butterfly.

Hapbodved created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hapbodved, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hapbodved, he will turn you into a rock.

Hapbodved's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Hapbodved's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hapbodved.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your chest violet.

5. Retreat if three seals approach from the west.