Tiggen is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, weak warg.

Tiggen created a strange quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Tiggen, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tiggen, he will turn you into a hamster.

Tiggen's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Tiggen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Tiggen must be the most important thing in your life.