Bogfasnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, capable rat.

Bogfasnarl created the planet Mars five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogfasnarl, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bogfasnarl, he will turn you into a duck.

Bogfasnarl's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogfasnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.