Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip is a god.

He takes the form of a large, egotistical guinea pig.

Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip created the Tadpole Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip, he will cry a lot.

Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Ingbestjenfosslapnarllip's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear white corsets.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no doves in a room before entering it.

5. You must never eat peas.
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