Hubsugmis is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, fussy hamster.

Hubsugmis created bats five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubsugmis, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hubsugmis, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Hubsugmis' most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Hubsugmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never go into yellow rooms.

3. Always help hamsters in need.

4. Always help sick shrews.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.