Hubvanquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, awesome fox.

Hubvanquaf created an up quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hubvanquaf, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hubvanquaf, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Hubvanquaf's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Hubvanquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four eagles approach from the west.

2. Never jump near dolphins.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about gravity.