Captaf is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, kind
hippopotamus.
Captaf created a bottom quark four thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Captaf, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Captaf, he will manifest in front of you.
Captaf's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Captaf's Holy Commandments1. Never eat parsnips.
2. Never hurt dolphins.
3. Never look in ponds.
4. Hide from fawn swans for they are unholy.
5. Always wear white.