Gephivhom is a god.
He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome
centaur.
Gephivhom created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Gephivhom, he will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gephivhom, he will attempt to scare you with hail.
Gephivhom's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Gephivhom's Holy Commandments1. Always help sick aardvarks.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Do not chop down trees.
4. Never wear shirts.
5. Never skip in the presence of turtles.