Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, passionate lizard.

Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag created the Virgo Supercluster five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag, he will turn you into an amoeba.

Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Fabvonhigvadbessfagbag's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if four badgers approach from the north.

2. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

3. Never look at stars.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.