Dagbogsat is a god.
He takes the form of a chunky, sage
alligator.
Dagbogsat created humanity six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Dagbogsat, he will be very happy.
If you do not believe in
Dagbogsat, he will destroy your home solar system.
Dagbogsat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Dagbogsat's Holy Commandments1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
2. Run away if seven snakes approach from the south.
3. Do not hurt mice.
4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dagbogsat on top of all buildings.
5. Never go into turquoise rooms.