Dagbogsat is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, sage alligator.

Dagbogsat created humanity six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagbogsat, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dagbogsat, he will destroy your home solar system.

Dagbogsat's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Dagbogsat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Run away if seven snakes approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt mice.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dagbogsat on top of all buildings.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.