Cibpogceb is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, two-faced dolphin.

Cibpogceb created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Cibpogceb, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cibpogceb, he will think nothing of it.

Cibpogceb's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cibpogceb's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

5. Always help sick mites.