Dubfligsag is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced mouse.

Dubfligsag created viruses nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubfligsag, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Dubfligsag, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dubfligsag's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Dubfligsag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never wear boots.

3. Do not speak about bread.

4. Never think ill of sick tortoises.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.