Bumbugmap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, generous hedgehog.

Bumbugmap created the planet Earth seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbugmap, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumbugmap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Bumbugmap's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Bumbugmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your neck cyan.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.