Dotnellab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, blissful ferret.

Dotnellab created tapeworms three million years ago.

If you believe in Dotnellab, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dotnellab, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Dotnellab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Dotnellab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never write about planets.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.