Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, tranquil jellyfish.

Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Arfrakflam Bissbugsagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never play with disobedient children.