Zedjophim is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, tranquil wren.

Zedjophim created the Sunflower Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zedjophim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zedjophim, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Zedjophim's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Zedjophim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.