Bunrillgad is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, self-confident grasshopper.

Bunrillgad created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bunrillgad, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bunrillgad, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Bunrillgad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bunrillgad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

3. Never wear white rings.

4. Never look at planets.

5. Always make sure there are no grasshopers in a room before entering it.