Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit is a god.

She takes the form of a large, quiet rhinoceros.

Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit created the Virgo Supercluster six million years ago.

If you believe in Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Cipgedweg Nuttdonbit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Squirrels are not to be trusted.