Xendumcit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, awesome bear.

Xendumcit created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xendumcit, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Xendumcit, he will destroy your home solar system.

Xendumcit's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Xendumcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured capybaras.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Ants are not to be trusted.

4. Do not take Xendumcit's name in vain.

5. Feed all hungry ducks.