Ligfas is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, amazing snake.

Ligfas created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligfas, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Ligfas, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Ligfas' most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Ligfas' Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not speak about peanuts.

4. Ligfas must be the most important thing in your life.

5. You must never eat strawberries.