Vabsiddiss is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, flying gnu.

Vabsiddiss created the Milkyway six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vabsiddiss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vabsiddiss, it will turn you into a tree.

Vabsiddiss' most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Vabsiddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four turtles approach from the west.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not eat corn.

5. Birds are unholy and should not be approached.