Dodbitdim is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, sapient skunk.

Dodbitdim created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodbitdim, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dodbitdim, it will turn you into a rock.

Dodbitdim's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Dodbitdim's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never talk about pigs.

5. You must never eat peas.