Fubtabflat is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, quiet dolphin.

Fubtabflat created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fubtabflat, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fubtabflat, it will jump up and down on your head.

Fubtabflat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fubtabflat's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Never wear tights.

3. Do not take Fubtabflat's name in vain.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Do not drink water in brown rooms.