Komguddob is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, temperamental porpoise.

Komguddob created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Komguddob, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Komguddob, it will destroy your home planet.

Komguddob's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Komguddob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. You must pray to Komguddob seven times a day.

5. Do not commit murder.