Fossvidcan is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, capable hyena.

Fossvidcan created Africa three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fossvidcan, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fossvidcan, he will throw large rocks at you.

Fossvidcan's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Fossvidcan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never write about stars.

5. You must never eat bananas.