Bonkboncedsagvog is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, omniscient dingo.

Bonkboncedsagvog created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkboncedsagvog, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonkboncedsagvog, it will strike you with lightening.

Bonkboncedsagvog's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Bonkboncedsagvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Put Bonkboncedsagvog first in all things.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Do not sing in public.