Fadwitnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, almighty octopus.

Fadwitnil created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadwitnil, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Fadwitnil, she will remove you from existence.

Fadwitnil's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fadwitnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Always help dogs.

4. Retreat if five frogs approach from the south.

5. Never look at black holes.