Hubquillbap is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, dishonourable pig.

Hubquillbap created the cosmos five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubquillbap, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hubquillbap, it will try to impress you with trees.

Hubquillbap's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Hubquillbap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. You must never eat turnips.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.