Bestshavlun is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, sage butterfly.

Bestshavlun created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestshavlun, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bestshavlun, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Bestshavlun's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Bestshavlun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.