Guntamboss is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, flying swallow.

Guntamboss created the planet Earth seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Guntamboss, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Guntamboss, he will turn you into a slug.

Guntamboss' most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Guntamboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.

2. Never wear jumpers.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Guntamboss on top of all buildings.